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Meet the pinoy behind the slaughter: who is the architect of your doom?

ME, 'Kano!!!

Kamusta American No. <?php echo $_SESSION["userSocialSecurityNumber"]?>! It's nice to meet you but its even better to meet me. Now in stunning custom HTML and CSS!


My name is Adrian "ad80hd" D■■■■■■ , and my pronouns are (he/him) off the clock and (how/why) on it the way i always be on some inquisitive shit. My specialty is computers: configuring them, building them, programming on them, you name it, I do it. In my off time, i also like to be irrationally obsessed with seal media, sleep in until 3pm, -̸͈̉̑̎̑͑͌̐#̷̠͕̝̟̎/̷̟͆͗/̷͚̮̭̺̎̍͌͋̆̑͒/̸̢̘͈͇̻͈̻̿#̷̧̗̜̯̮͇̝̂̔͒#̸̖̀̌̉]̸̡͑͌̈́͌͑̆'̸̧̺̤͍͚̼͕̀̈́̽̿͊̚͝'̸̆͝ͅ'̴̛̮͔͈̤̘̲͋̔̚'̵̛͎͍̮͈̗̅̍͜͝͝͝>̴͕͇̿͒͑͛͝,̴͍̮͎͍̫̔̈́̊͝͠͠\̸͖̙̭̠̬̀̓̐̑#̶̟̼̟̜̓̆̑̂́*̴͎̠͐̇̑̀̋͛͝-̴̧͈̰̈͌≠̫̬̟͍̙͐̅͝, and larp as Chris McCandless and/or the grey mfs from The Forest in my suburban backyard. In my on time, i like to listen to tally hall, caravan palace, herbie hancock, tally hall, tally hall derivates like ミラクルミュージカル and cojum dip, groove armada, video game OSTs including baldur's gate 3, my singing monsters, tf2, ace combat, and project wingman. if this offends you, let me help you pack your bags <?php echo $_SESSION["userPoliticalIdentity"]?>!!!

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Space Space Station Level 7 Lyrics (Read Aloud):

トミノの地獄
西條八十
詩集「砂金」より
姉は血を吐く、妹(いもと)は火吐く、
可愛いトミノは 宝玉(たま)を吐く。
ひとり地獄に落ちゆくトミノ、
地獄くらやみ花も無き。
鞭で叩くはトミノの姉か、
鞭の朱総(しゅぶさ)が 気にかかる。
叩けや叩きやれ叩かずとても、
無間地獄はひとつみち。
暗い地獄へ案内(あない)をたのむ、
金の羊に、鶯に。
皮の嚢(ふくろ)にやいくらほど入れよ、
無間地獄の旅支度。
春が 来て候(そろ)林に谿(たに)に、
暗い地獄谷七曲り。
籠にや鶯、車にや羊、
可愛いトミノの眼にや涙。
啼けよ、鶯、林の雨に
妹恋しと 声かぎり。
啼けば反響(こだま)が地獄にひびき、
狐牡丹の花がさく。
地獄七山七谿めぐる、
可愛いトミノのひとり旅。
地獄ござらばもて 来てたもれ、
針の御山(おやま)の留針(とめはり)を。
赤い留針だてにはささぬ、
可愛いトミノのめじるしに。